John Lennon - Paul McCartney

MEAN MISTER MUSTARD SLEEPS IN THE PARK,
SHAVES IN THE DARK TRYNG TO SAVE PAPER.
SLEEPS IN A HOLE IN THE ROAD,
SAVING UP TO BUY SOME CLOTHES,
KEEPS A TEN BOB NOTE UP HIS NOSE,
SUCH A MEAN OLD MAN,
SUCH A MEAN OLD MAN.

HIS SISTER PAM WORKS IN A SHOP,
SHE NEVER STOPS, SHE'S A GO GETTER.
TAKES HIM OUT TO LOOK AT THE QUEEN,
ONLY PLACE THAT HE'S EVER BEEN,
ALWAYS SHOUTS OUT SOMETHING OBSCENE,
SUCH A DIRTY OLD MAN,
DIRTY OLD MAN.


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